Funny Comparisons...

This morning I blew my nose and Holt commented "That sounded like a rhinoceros was sharpening his horn!"
Then, this afternoon on our way home he said that there were some little sea creatures he loved and played w/ in his class today...I asked, "how little were they?"...he says, and I'm not kidding, "About the size of a baby bird's pecker." (pointing to his nose). I had to hold my breath to not crack up...he cracks me up on most days. I said "Oh, you mean his beak?" "Yeah, momma, his beak."