We use the correct word for it!

So, today Adly and Jess sat in the back seat of the car and Freddie sat perched on the center console as we rode home for the dog groomers.  Here's what I hear:
Adly: "Oh, his pwivate pawts awe touching that.  Maybe he needs to go potty."
Jess: "What's a pwivate puwse?"
Adly: "No, pwivate PAWT."
Jess: "What's his pwivate pawt?"
Adly: "You know, his penis."
Jess: "Oh, his wenis?"
Adly: "No, his penis.  That's what boys have."
Jess: "Oh, Adly, penis?"
Me: "Okay, so doesn't Freddie's haircut look so cute? He smells good too!"
Wow!!!! Can you tell I have a son too?!